ok, so i have been blessed with my fathers dark hair. don't get me wrong, i love it! brunettes have more fun. down side? i have a man-stache... yes. a man-stache... (that's a mustche on a girl, for those of you that need a definition) i also have his bushy, out-of-control, wa-bangy eyebrows... so occasionally i have to take a trip down to the local "pay-for-pain" and have it removed...
"Women... they're crazy... they will have someone pour HOT WAX over their body, and then RIP the hair out... AT THE ROOT... and they're still afraid of spiders..."
--Jerry Seinfeld--
on this particular occasion my partner in crime, aka: fleet, video camera in hand, accompanied me... tomorrow is my birthday, as many of you know, and i'm going to a party tonight, and a ball tomorrow, so i needed to be freshly-waxed and looking my best OF COURSE!
i asked for the usual, eyebrows and upper lip and walk back to the waxing room (yes they have a designated room for this sort of thing) and lie down on the bed... she goes at it, ripping out my hair on my eyebrows and lip and then asks if i'd like her to do the little "flavor-saver" under my bottom lip as well. (she didn't call it that of course, she just asked if i wanted my bottom lip done as well) i said "sure, why not" so off it came! just like that. but no... that wasn't far enough! she then asked if i wanted my chin done too! i said "is it bad?"........ she handed me a mirror...
have you ever tried to look at your own chin? close up? it's pretty hard... i couldn't tell, so i just said "go for it"...
she starts spreading wax on my chin... and then down my neck... my eyes instantly are wide open... my thoughts? "WHAT?!" i say out loud "this is a new one for me..." she RIPS the cloth, wax and hair off my face/chin/neck and all i can say is "HOLY SHOOT!?!?" my partner in crime busts up laughing... my face? indescribable... it has been a unique experience all around...
until next time
you stay classy San Diego...
-kmw-
2 comments:
ok ... that's pretty funny! sorry you're so hairy ... at least she didn't get a gander at your back ... you might still be there! o ... that's kinda rude ... sorry - but are you still furry on your back?? remember, like when you were little?
...yeah...i cant see my back so i couldnt tell ya, but i dont think i'd let her wax that... my face is bad enough... hahaha! :)
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