REE-diculous

FIRST of all... the adult-drama is about enough to make me want to run and hide...
maybe in Scotland...
i can't handle the ridiculousness (as my sister would say "we've gone past ridiculous to reDONKulous") i kinda wish people would grow up sometimes... i mean come on, if you're old enough to live on your own, rent a car, pay taxes and/or legally go to a bar, don't you think you should at least TRY and act your age?! even if it's just sometimes?!
the gossip circulated between people in their 20's is worse than it ever was in jr. high and high school, and therefore enough to kill me! and for SURE i'd die laughing!! oh the stupid things i've heard... good-freaking-grief people... i can't decide if it's hilarious or just dumb... optimistically thinking: it's the silliness it takes to make it through the day without getting sucked into the monotony...
change of topic...
i just can't win!!! the saying "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"... not exactly my style. i always win. something Mr. AwkwardTurtle and i have in common. (as some of you may remember his alias... Mr. ICan'tLose... so true) something must have gone wrong somewhere because i'm just going along my super-little-life and i still feel like i'm just running into the same dang wall!! why won't it just crumble already?!
dilemma: Mr. CurrentlyUntouchable...
can i just say that i HATE the "arms-length" rule?!
most of the people that know me, know that i don't shake hands. it's too impersonal... it's like saying "hi! i'm sure you're great, but could you please stay THIS far away from me?" i'm a very touchy-feely-huggy-lovey kind of person. i'll hug someone i've just met before i'll shake their hand. (ok, if it's inappropriate for me to hug someone i've JUST met i'll go ahead and shake their hand... like my boss or a random married guy, or... i dunno... the pope... that might be awkward)
anyway, i have to wait almost a flippin' YEAR til i can hug this one!! for the love... figures. the first MORMON i've got the twitterpated-giggles for in the longest time and it's like he's got a force-field! crap!
yes, the fact that he's a Mormon is a big deal... this doesn't happen to me... i've only kissed 2 Mormons in my whole life and BOTH times it was terrible... (is it a Mormon-guy trait to be bad at kissing? yikes!) the fact that i even like a Mormon guy, that i'm willing to even GO THERE after those 2 "experiences", is a big shocker for most people...
ok maybe not most people, just some...
ok maybe not anyone except me but whatever.
you get the point.
i'd SO be down for moving to Arizona in December... just puttin' that out there...
just so everyone knows: i'm going to be the most awesome wife ever!! just ask my best friend, aka: Silvia (codename compliments of Mr. PizzaCutter). she'll second my motion in a heartbeat!
i rock. (yes Mr. GunnaGetAMiniVan, i'm tooting my own horn... again... that's twice in one night!)
for starters, i cant STAND a dirty kitchen... or a dirty house for that matter, but most of the magic happens in the kitchen... (it will be the biggest room in my dream house, besides the master bedroom of course) and because of that i compulsively clean and tidy-up without even thinking about it... (tidying up does not include moving furniture... again, ask Silvia... if the furniture has been moved, something has pissed me off...)
some might say that i'm slightly over the top with my O.C.D. but i like to call it organized... i guess i can thank my roommates for that one... FREAK! being at school and living in an apartment with 5 other girls... i felt like i had 5 kids!! i did everything... dishes, garbage, vacuuming, laundry, sweeping, bathrooms, and on top of all that, i fixed both toilets, replaced the tub faucet, fixed the dish washer AND the disposal... oh yeah... who needs a handy man?!
oh, and i plan on watching football on Sundays, Mondays, Saturdays and even Thursdays... no doubt about it.
all of that makes me the future MostAmazingWifeEver... among other things of course... the list goes on but it's almost 2am again...
ANYWAY... now that i've completely gone off topic...
(i'm afraid some of you might think i'm slightly shallow after this next comment...)
i pretty much only started talking to Mr. CurrentlyUntouchable because of his shoes... (obsess much?)
reason: i got to kick it with a bunch of the AlsoUntoucables (relatives... in one way or another) and happened to notice his fantastic ADIOs... yes, i'm in love with skate shoes, lea'me alone... so of course, i went out of my way to strike up a conversation. it was awesome because we hit it off right away... mostly, i think, because we started talking about shoes, and coincidentally i was wearing a beautiful, freshly-cleaned, pair of ADIOs myself! FANtastic...
but... i just can't win this time... ladies, you know what i mean... we always go for the ones that are JUST out of reach... good honk.
i'll have to let you know, in a year, where this ends up going... (my guess is a whole-lot-a NOWHERE...) for the time being... peace out.


-kmw-

p.s. i promised a personal shout-out to Mr. PizzaCutter... lovin' the blog!! you keep me entertained!! you're the best!! lotsa love! peace out homie. hope that "new-family" business works out for ya!!