bored at work, reading all the "funnies" in the Reader's Digest
if the Lord wanted us to enjoy the sunrise, it would come no earlier than 10am.
--Gary L Eklund
a friend and i were listing all the disgusting foods we like to eat. i guess i won the contest because when i told her how much i enjoyed tongue, she shuddered.
"ewww," she said. "why would ou want to taste something that tastes you back?"
--Donna Eidinger
"we pick politicians by how they look on tv and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. isn't that a little backwards?"
--Jay Leno
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